beyoncebeytwice:

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

(via goldenserenity)

egberts:

i accidentally swalled food colouring, the doctors say im okay but i feel like i dyed inside

(via ughimlazy)

• Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.

best-of-funny:

mintsmintsmints:

captorihardlyknowher:

count-vulvula:

thedivingboard:

russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks

15 minutes late they clearly weren’t

russian

looks like they were

stalin

you guys are putin way too much time into this

X

(Source: democracykills, via the-enochian-starchild-earendil)

lameborghini:

ive been annoyed ever since i was born

(via tragicallymagically)

internetexplorers:

*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that

(via youshouldsmile-more)